Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Invaded Privacy- Funny

Some days I crave privacy more than others. Like when I am on my period. The bathroom door is shut for a reason, people. Still in the case of their own personal emergencies they come in. Today it was my dear daughter. "Mommy, why do you always do that?" Pointing to evidence of menstruation. To which I reply, "It's the way God made my body." She looked at me suspiciously. "Your body well do this too when you are older."
"NO! I am not going to BUY that."

My dear if it was something I could have returned for a refund, I would already be standing in that line.

4 comments:

Sooze said...

hilarious!!

I totally do the same thing, except some how the kids just know and decide at that moment is when they have to use the bathroom.

Kinda tricky with a one bathroom house.

I would also like a refund.

Anonymous said...

Too funny! We have the same issues with privacy in our home. We just implemented a one person in the bathroom at a time rule. If only we could all remember...kinda hard when it's been 5 years with no such rule! They keep saying, "oh, I forgot!"

Anonymous said...

Yeah not looking forwaded to that. Right now we are trying to potty train so we can't really put that rule in....

Real World Martha said...

AMEN!!! If you ever find that line (before menopause) please contact me :)
Debbie aka The Real World Martha(S)
http://realworldmartha.wordpress.com