Some days I crave privacy more than others. Like when I am on my period. The bathroom door is shut for a reason, people. Still in the case of their own personal emergencies they come in. Today it was my dear daughter. "Mommy, why do you always do that?" Pointing to evidence of menstruation. To which I reply, "It's the way God made my body." She looked at me suspiciously. "Your body well do this too when you are older."
"NO! I am not going to BUY that."
My dear if it was something I could have returned for a refund, I would already be standing in that line.