DS- "Hey, DD, pretend it's a free sale" as he reached over to steal some of her polymers.
"Ever wonder why in nature it is the guys that are all colorful. With us people it's the ladies. We are the only species where the women and not the men get all fancied up." This male family member may be getting a colorful boa and some costume make-up. The thought of that makes me laugh even more.