I, Sarah, did not take her kids to Wonderland of Lights at the zoo. It would have been much too windy and cold to do something like that.
And while there I certainly did not enjoy carrying my daughter around on my shoulders. I would not even think about putting her five year old up there. No way.
I definitely did not misread an email and go to Chuck E Cheese one week earlier than planned. I would never do that because I am an excellent reader.
And I certainly did not decorate gingerbread houses in my kitchen as that would be an incredible mess.
I did not let my kids stay up until 11pm watching Super Mario 3 because everyone knows that those precious hours after 9pm are for adults only.
I did not force my husband to go to a family Christmas party. That would be just plain cruel.
I did not take the kids sledding on a Friday afternoon when other children were still in school. Not me.
No matter what they say, I did not not skip church to go shopping.
I did not laugh hysterically at my children as they danced around the living room.
I did NOT ignore the laundry for nearly a week. Everyone knows I am much to diligent of a housewife to even accuse.
And I would not listen to Mindy and post a Not Me Monday Memo...nope...never...not me! Or would I?