Monday, December 15, 2008

Not Me Monday!

I, Sarah, did not take her kids to Wonderland of Lights at the zoo. It would have been much too windy and cold to do something like that.

And while there I certainly did not enjoy carrying my daughter around on my shoulders. I would not even think about putting her five year old up there. No way.

I definitely did not misread an email and go to Chuck E Cheese one week earlier than planned. I would never do that because I am an excellent reader.

And I certainly did not decorate gingerbread houses in my kitchen as that would be an incredible mess.

I did not let my kids stay up until 11pm watching Super Mario 3 because everyone knows that those precious hours after 9pm are for adults only.

I did not force my husband to go to a family Christmas party. That would be just plain cruel.

I did not take the kids sledding on a Friday afternoon when other children were still in school. Not me.

No matter what they say, I did not not skip church to go shopping.

I did not laugh hysterically at my children as they danced around the living room.

I did NOT ignore the laundry for nearly a week. Everyone knows I am much to diligent of a housewife to even accuse.

And I would not listen to Mindy and post a Not Me Monday Memo...nope...never...not me! Or would I?

3 comments:

Craig L. Adams said...

Gee, I wonder how those rumors got started!

Mindy Richmond said...

That's fantastic!

Do you remember hearing about the time Mike and I went to a wedding one MONTH early because I was a doof and read the invitation wrong (3 times, in fact)? We kept remarking how weird it was to get married on a Wednesday but we went anyway, only to find that we were the only ones there. We had a good laugh over that one.

J said...

too funny...looks like some good times!